Hey GDPR privileged countries who think that somehow your random visit to this site obligates me to do something special for you like pop up a warning, log your “consent”, and keep those records –

The infrastructure that powers this web site might ask your device to set a “cookie”. A cookie is something that has been part of the web since before Kylie Jenner was born. I am personally not in control of nor am I responsible for the infrastructure hosting this web site. Shocker I know – but I don’t own any fiber optic cable, routers, data centers, undersea cables, internet DNS root servers, internet service providers… and I certainly don’t control your government or mine logging all this shit – but I digress.

If your device accepts that cookie – I don’t care – it is YOUR device – then that is your fucking problem, not mine. I am not looking for your personal data, or anything like that. I don’t care who you are or what you are about. I really did not invite you here. I am including a traffic tracking tag just so I can see the number of visits and where those visitors are coming from. This traffic tracking – which promises to be benign – I didn’t write either. Supposedly it respects the “Do Not Track” setting that you can set in your browser. I know it’s hard to go find that settings menu – but it is your responsibility to protect yourself – just like putting on a condom before you go putting your willie into some strange vagina.

It is not my fault if you come to this site and get cookied – either by my site metrics tracker or your internet provider or your government or your “privacy protecting browser” that is really just using your computer to mine crypto currency while you scroll through pictures of other people’s lives.*

I did not invite you here, you are more or less trespassing like a little voyeur – just like it is not the fault of the girl if you knock her up and suddenly have the lifetime responsibility of becoming a father. Your ignorance of biology and sexuality, or in this case technology that you use to get off on watching other people’s personal shit on the internet – is not anyone’s responsibility but your own. Grow up, learn a bit about stuff that you trust your intimate personal data with, and take some personal responsibility for your shit.

You can always delete the cookies and there are programs that you can download that will automatically do that for you so that you can get back to shoving mass-produced chemical-laced snacks into your pie hole.

* Seriously the ‘Brave’ browser is certainly ‘brave’ – more like brazen – saying that they protect you while milking your GPU. Just stop falling for stupid shit – that’s really all I’m saying with this entire piece.